Hey everyone, long time no see.
I am currently enjoying the hot white sand beaches on an exclusive island resort, sipping from a oversized neon-yellow novelty straw in a large round glass that contains a curious mix of seven assorted alcoholic beverages, and taking breaks from my typing at this laptop to admire in pure awe the most beautiful sunset I have ever seen. There is a mild easterly breeze that’s causing the sailboats off the coast to sway back and forth, and frankly the entire scene is causing me to lull into a peaceful, drowsy state of oneness.
Yes, vacation life is an amazing and devestating thing, and I am enjoying every minute of it.
Apparently I’ve been so busy enjoying this vie de luxe that I haven’t even really been watching many movies lately. I did happen to see “District 9”, which is, you know, fine and all. I think I give it more credit than it deserves because there are aliens in it, and aliens are quite different from humans. Of course, if we were to replace the alien refugees with, let’s say, Rwandan refugees, then it’s kind of your basic formula refugee war movie that’s pretty far from original or Hotel Rwanda (which was good). But, it did have aliens, and that is unique, and the first half of the movie where they’re heavily splicing in documentary-style interviews with the drama is good. B-.
I also saw “Inglorious Basterds”. A. Obviously. Go fucking see it.
I did not, however, get a chance to see “G.I. Joe”, “The Time Traveler’s Wife”, “Julie & Julia”, “Shorts”, “The Goods”, “Post Grad”, or “X-Games THE MOVIE”, but I can assure you that I probably don’t need to (sorry Ed Helms). Just looking over the box office results from the past two weeks is kinda weird, because I guess “District 9” was this bizarre runaway hit that’s now at almost $77m, which is honestly not what I was expecting. Way to go, Blomkamp! Pretty damn good for a first-timer, if I might say so myself.
And for some reason this weekend is Halloween in August with both “Halloween II” and “The Final Destination” opening against each other, although FD will have the advantage of being released in IMAX 3D and having less than 10 prequels which it is following. I don’t know about you guys, but I tend to not even see modern stock-horror films in theaters even when they’re in season (like “Saw”, I guess), but something tells me that one of these two will end up topping the charts this weekend, which will sadly knock Tarantino down a peg or two. Shame on all of you.
So yeah, I am technically still on vacation here, so you guys don’t have to regularly check back as what was once the practice. Although I’m still getting a steady stream of views, so I should at least be thankful for something.