Well, turns out that sometimes I do know what I’m talking about, and my box office predictions were pretty spot-on (save for a $600k difference between “Up” and “My Sister’s Keeper”).
- The Jazz Singer Transformers 2: The Revengening
- The Proposal
- The Hangover
- Up
- My Sister’s Keeper
And indeed, “Transformers” grossed over $100m this week ($108.9m to be exact, and a ridiculous total opening gross of $201m), even with the scathing Metacritic average of 36%, and the even more realistic Rotten Tomatoes average of 20%. Needless to say, Transformers, no one likes you! Go away! Even Ebert describes the experience as “unbearable” (which he–of course–nicely contradicts in the same sentence by saying it had a few enjoyable moments), so I mean, really. I do have to correct myself from Friday’s post in that I didn’t read an article right, and I guess the “redneck stereotypes” actually turned out to be “black stereotypes” (complete with gold teeth and hip-hop lingo) in a move that pushes it from ignorance to good ‘ol fashioned racism. Ah, Michael Bay, is there nothing that will stop you from making the most offensive movies ever made?
“My Sister’s Keeper” (a drama starring Cameron Diaz ala “In Her Shoes”, or, say… “What Happens in Vegas”?) placed a noble 5th opening with $12 or so million, which is nothing if not lucky considering the market into which it was opening. Of course that’s about all the money this movie will make considering that next week we have a new drama to replace it (“Public Enemies”), and the real show-stopper, “Ice Age 3”. Now, the “Ice Age” series may be fucking stupid, but I can’t help wanting it to steal the #1 spot away from “Transformers” only a week after its debut.
I did happen to see two limited-release movies over the weekend though up in Highland Park. One was “Moon”, a sci-fi set on a lunar base in which Sam Rockwell is in charge of mining mysterious lunar materials that will save Earth’s energy crisis. It was director Duncan Jones’ first movie, and sadly this becomes pretty apparent when you notice the awkwardness of his pacing and editing. So yeah, “Moon” borrows heavily from “Space Odyssey” and also tries to delve into the over-stimulated themes of what it means to be sane and what it means to be human. He succeeds to an extent, but ends up falling flat in a lot of areas. I also saw Woody’s new “Whatever Works”, which was, you know, pretty much what I thought it’d be. Without Larry David it would’ve been pretty hard to watch, and sadly the long standing tradition of poor Woody comedies since “Small Time Crooks” continues to hold fast.
Also, apparently the Japanese manga creator of the original “Oldboy” story is suing “Show East” (production company of the original Korean “Oldboy”) to stop development of Steven Spielberg and Will Smith’s upcoming abomination of an adaptation of the original manga. This would be great news if Spielberg actually cared, and apparently production is continuing anyway, despite the gods’ best attempt at thwarting his diabolical plan.
Man, you’d think with as much as I hate movies I wouldn’t talk about them so much. Hm. Anyway, see you guys Wednesday.